February 2012
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
1 tag
That time when Alex DeLeon hacked Jess Bowen's...
fabledforeigntongue:
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
desertblessingoceancurse:
when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
skankpatrol:
like i seriously want to be friends with a lot of y’all on here but i feel like you’re all a zillion times cooler than i am so i just quietly reblog
I want you to fucking pinky promise me you won’t do it. No fan of mine will kill...
– Alex Gaskarth to fan (via alltimeangela)
benefits of dating me
you look more attractive by comparison when i stand next to you
friend: you can't just judge someone from what music they like
me: yes I can