December 2011
1 tag
zeldaappreciationblog:
who needs punctuation when you can just end every sentence with omg
Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
faggot: maybe it's not my weekend-
me: you're not gonna fucking see next year if you don't shut the fuck up
infinitewinds:
i get easily so obsessed with people omfg i have no life
johngomez:
You know when you write a song and you just think…”wow I’m gonna have a lot more sex once this is released “? …yep
my mom: you can't stay online forever
me: is that a challenge
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
gossipgran:
i have a few people who follow me who really intimidate me and they dont reblog anything only occasionally like something and im constantly worrying that they’re going to unfollow me or that i annoy them and I HATE IT
everyone: it's just a band
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
